- Oh my God! Are you in England? Was she surprised?
- No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
- All right. When is the next flight out?
- About four hours.
- Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home.
But it’s been too long, now I wanna come home.